Total Medals Earned: 753 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,540 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 12/27 (90/390 points)
Complete the 'Slime Pit' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Deserted Beach' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Village' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Abandoned Mine' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Forest' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Mountain Ascent' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Spider Cavern' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Underground Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 1,000 kills with an Arrow Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with an Egg Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with a Slime Dispenser.
Get 2,500 kills with lava.
Freeze 2,500 mobs with a Snow Dispenser
Teleport 500 mobs using an Enderpearl Dispenser
Get 1,000 kills with a Fireball Dispenser.
Use 100 water.
Get 500 kills with Trapdoors.
Use 25 Iron Bars.
Get 250 kills with TNT.
Get 100 kills with Cacti.
Complete the 'Ice Peak' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Stronghold' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Nether Portal' level on Adventure Mode.
Get to Wave 50 on the Spider Cavern survival map.
Complete the Adventure Mode!
Get to Wave 50 on any Survival Mode game.
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 12/20 (230/495 points)
Hit 5 satellites in a single launch
Reach the sky
Reach space
Collect 200 bananas in a single launch.
Collect 2000 bananas in a single launch
Hit 10 birds in a single launch
Reach the top speed
Activate the Mega Boost power-up 10 times
Activate the Golden Banana power-up 10 times
Reach the moon
Collect 10 fuel tanks in a single launch
Travel through 10 boost rings in a single launch
Hit 5 comets in a single launch
Get 3 perfect launch in a row
Activate the Magnet power-up 10 times
Activate the Invincibility power-up 10 times
Purchase all the ultimate upgrades
Get more than 10 000 bananas in your reserve
Reach the moon in less than 25 days
Reach the moon without hitting any obstacles
Medals Earned: 7/17 (160/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 4/17 (125/500 points)
Kill the criminal with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Manipulate Card.
Kill the couple with the Summon card.
Kill the victims in all 9 different ways.
Kill all your victims with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Summon card.
Kill all your victims with the Possession card.
Kill all your victims with the Summon card.
Kill the criminal with the Summon card.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (250/380 points)
Destroy 25 pumpkins with flame attack
Gather 15 pumpkins in one round
Carry 5 Pumpkins at once
Trip while carrying the maximum amount of pumpkins
Planting takes time
Win the pumpkin competition
Cats destroy 25 vines
Skip entire dialogue
Trip 7 times
How could you.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.