Total Medals Earned: 738 (From 106 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,435 Points
Medals Earned: 14/30 (80/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Race the wolf... and lose
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 33/43 (330/430 points)
Find the Corn Poppy in hell
The secret smile of Mona Lisa
Find the Girl with the pearl earring in hell
Find the son of man in hell
Find Van Gogh in Hell
Find Venus in hell
Find all 3 hidden stars
Win game with all right Answers
Find Mona Lisa in hell
Find the Scream in Hell
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/22 (30/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!