Total Medals Earned: 780 (From 112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,985 Points
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/17 (125/500 points)
Kill the criminal with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Manipulate Card.
Kill the couple with the Summon card.
Kill the victims in all 9 different ways.
Kill all your victims with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Summon card.
Kill all your victims with the Possession card.
Kill all your victims with the Summon card.
Kill the criminal with the Summon card.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (250/380 points)
Destroy 25 pumpkins with flame attack
Gather 15 pumpkins in one round
Carry 5 Pumpkins at once
Trip while carrying the maximum amount of pumpkins
Planting takes time
Win the pumpkin competition
Cats destroy 25 vines
Skip entire dialogue
Trip 7 times
How could you.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 20/21 (400/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Take a peek at the credits
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (60/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less